Femio's an interesting character, no? He's my first Poly character, and, although I try my best to keep him IC, I understand that some people may not agree with the way I play him.

So~

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Also~

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♪~You don't have to be beautiful to turn me on
I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn
You don't need experience to turn me out
You just leave it all up to me, I'm gonna show you what it's all about

You don't have to be rich to be my girl
You don't have to be cool to rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your kiss

You got to not talk dirty, baby, if you wanna impress me
You can't be to flirty, mama, I know how to undress me, yeah
I want to be your fantasy, maybe you could be mine
You just leave it all up to me, we could have a good time

You don't have to be rich to be my girl
You don't have to be cool to rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your kiss

Yes, oh, I think I wanna dance, uh
Gotta, gotta, oh
Little Girl Wendy's Parade
Gotta, gotta, gotta

Women, not girls, rule my world, I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama, not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl
(Not your shoe size)
You don't have to watch Dynasty to have an attitude, uh
You just leave it all up to me, my love will be your food, yeah

You don't have to be rich to be my girl
You don't have to be cool to rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm compatible with!
I just want your extra time and your kiss~♪

Someone left about twenty of these in front of my door.

...And they're covered in glitter.

I DEMAND TO KNOW THE REASON!

((OOC: Pranked by Toph. XD))

[sound of gruff voices in the background, and then Femio's reply]

I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[more talking]

Well, you must have the wrong person, because I am not engaged in any sort of... "financial transaction," as you put it, with any of the fine ladies of this city.

[gruff voices sounding angry]

...I don't know what you're implying,monsieur, but I think that you have the wrong person. Good day--

[sudden banging noise as he attempts to close the door but the police force it back open and then shuffling noises as they search his room]

--the world are you doing?! I've done nothing wrong!

((OOC: Muse has been reaaaally quiet lately. Apologies for lack of Femio randomness. ;>> He's been accused of being a pimp by the NPC police, but Femio doesn't understand the charges. 'Cause I can. XD))

FAIR MAIDENS, WORRY NOT!

I, the one true prince of Kinkan, have returned from death's door even more determined in my mission!

No one's love shall be denied, and I shall make haste in freeing the innocent from this unworthy prison! Everything that I have faced and that which I will face are nothing more than test to prove my worthiness!

AS LONG AS THERE IS LOVE IN THE WORLD, I SHALL NOT FAIL!

[Private to Fakir//Easy to Hack]

Nothing has changed.

[/private]

((OOC: He's baaaaaack. ♥ ))

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[Voice Post Activated]

--punishment...

...Help...

[/voice]

((OOC: Plot timez. Femio stopped being emo long enough to venture out of his room, only to be infected with Emerald Forest due to this. The nonsense text is his failed attempt at typing, since he's slowly losing control over his muscles. Investigators/healers/whoever cares will find him in his room. Again.))

( [Private//Very Hackable] )

I won't be leaving my room today. I... need to be alone.

((OOC: Affected. Femio is not exactly the bravest person, and his random irrational fears coupled with extreme curse paranoia have resulted in pantophobia. To distract himself, he went on the Network and then saw Ahiru's post (even though it was technically yesterday, but Femio fails at the Network, and HE'S ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW). So, all in all, Femio is having a really bad day. :/ ))

[sound of objects falling from panicked flailing]

W-Where in the world am I now?

[pause]

And what matter of inane design am I wearing??

[another pause, and then a sigh]

...Well, it's obvious that this is another curse. I'll just have to make do for the time being.

[footsteps pacing]

And I wonder why I have this... piece of wood? Is it supposed to be a weapon?

[sound of wand slicing through the air as Femio attempts to figure out its use, followed by a very loud BOOM and a short flare of fire, quickly snuffed out and the sound of someone getting thrown into the opposite wall]

[a short cough]

Well... I suppose that answers that question. I hope that no beautiful maidens see me like this.

((OOC: Cursed, but only to the point where he's in the school with a wand. And yes, his wand totally backfired on him. (It's unicorn hair, maple, 7 1/2 inches, btw. :D) He has no idea where he is or how he got there or how to use magic. Brain breakage and rouge magic ftw? XD))

...What in the world is wrong with this city now?

I was rather unceremoniously accosted by a talking hat this morning. And then it gave me this:



It said that I would need it later... I'm not sure I liked the sound of that.

...

...I believe that there are certain mademoiselles to whom which I owe an a po lo gy. Particularly to you, mademoiselle Rue. I...know that we had an agreement. I promise to continue to honor it.

As for the others, all I can ask for is your forgiveness. Even though a sinner like me does not deserve it.

((OOC: Links are for OOC reference. Backdated to Saturday, because my Internet is fail and stuff happened that kept me for posting. Basically, Femio looked back at his post after the "pun-pun" wore off and he feels really stupid. He is sorry, but feel free to slap him if your muse is thus inclined. Also, apologies to the people that I didn't finish threads with. Like I said, my internet is fail. :/ ))

[sound of a violin fading into the background]

What was--

[silence]

How strange. I could have sworn for a moment that someone was...

But no matter. I must continue to focus my thoughts on how to reverse this wretched fate.

[a sigh]

If only I were worthy of the love I have been shown...

( OOC Explanation--Please read before commenting )

I can't believe--

Shouldn't have to--

--humiliating--

Has anyone seen my left shoe?

((OOC: Stitch FTW.))

To the Residents of the City!

If you are in need of any sort of odd job preformed after yesterday's horrific curse, look no further! For a modest sum in order to pay for damages incurred by the wrath of yesterday's curse, your City's resident prince shall perform any sort of menial task that you require!

Any takers?~♥

((OOC: Is raising money to buy a mattress. Out of concern for Ahiru's feelings, though, he won't say anything more than what has been stated above. Give him a random, G-rated job, plz?And, yes, HE SPARKLES NAO.))

This...This is...

Absolutely horrible.

Mademoiselles Ahiru, Rue, Hiyorin, Miwako? Are you all alright?

((OOC: So, um, yeah. All that thinking that the City wasn't so bad? Totally out the window now. Unaffected, but his brain is broken from all the blood. I won't be availible very much today, so if I don't get back to anyone, backlog later?))

...Would anyone be so kind as to tell a fallen prince what manner of fantastic creature this is?

I found it in my room this morning, although I have no idea how it got in, since it's so...large. The feathers are truly something to behold, however I have not seen such fantastic colors since--. I'm assuming that it's some sort of bird?

( Private//Still hackable like woah )

((OOC: Click the link to see Femio's daemon, since the only free-use one I could find was insanely huge. o_O However, I'm pretty sure that this one will come as a surprise to nobody. XD Also, anyone who wants to hack his private entry, feel free. ♥ ))

...Well, it seems that I have finally perfected this art of 'typing.' I must celebrate my great success!

Ah, what is this? A curse day? People tasting like...ice cream? I cannot help but wonder...what the maidens in this town--

...A far better fate than being blinded, although...

Oh, yes, I thank you very much for your help the other day, monsieur Hanatarou. And Nanami and you as well... thank you for your concern.

((OOC: Still a little shell-shocked from the mirror city, but otherwise perfectly fine. ♥ I'm not going to be availible for much logging today fail but the muse wanted to thank people, so here you go! ^_^))

[sound of someone tripping and falling heavily to the ground]

...Ah! Que dans le monde arrivé?

[a short pause]

...It's so..dark...

H-Hello? Is anyone there?

[another pause]

I never should have agreed to this... How am I supposed to prove myself a true prince when I can't even--

[scraping sound, and then another fall]

Is this... is this my true punishment?

((OOC: Due to epic fail planning on my part, Femio is now in the Mirror City due to this. He traded his sense of vision to get in, so now we have blind!Femio. Anyone who wants to poke him/mock him/use as an easy target like woah feel free, but I'm kinda busy this weekend, so most stuff may have to be backlogged. And also, all posts are considered to be in audio, since... yeah, he can't read his screen. ;^^ Just wanted to get this post up early for lulz. I feel evil now. ♥))